Take a pause..... don't lose your S###T

Here’s a more humorous, slightly sassier version while keeping the message intact:

It’s that time of year when everything decides to pile up like it’s competing in the Olympics of Chaos. End-of-term activities, end-of-year work deadlines, holiday planning — and each one shows up with its own personal to-do list like, “Hey! Miss me?”

And look, maybe I’m biased, but I swear moms carry the bulk of the mental load. We’re out here remembering everyone’s shoe sizes, snack preferences, and which kid needs to wear pajamas to school on Thursday. It’s a full-time job on top of the full-time job.

So before you burn out and lose your s###t in a blaze of seasonal glory, pause. Breathe. Sit down. Put your feet up. Watch that true crime documentary you keep pretending you “don’t have time” for. Read a chapter of a book that isn’t a school newsletter. Do something that reminds you you're a whole adult human, not just a walking clipboard.

Because guess what? The lists?
They’ll still be there when you get back. They’re loyal like that.
But you will come back calmer, happier, and far less likely to lose your s###t on an innocent roll of wrapping paper.

love Gul x